HABITS OF ADULT WOMEN, ACCORDING TO TV AND MOVIES

In my 20s, this was a benchmark list of things I needed to do to feel like an adult.
  1. Drink coffee
    Usually at nice cafes and with friends.
  2. Own matching bra and panties sets.
    In varying amounts of lace, depending on the rating of the movie.
  3. Wear matching pajama sets.
    Never an stained shirt from a previous job's marketing event and flannel pants from Target.
  4. Wear high heels everywhere.
    Grocery store, playground, Wallgreens to pick up latest glamour magazine.
  5. Wear lots of makeup
    Even to bed. I know this is a "on camera must have eye shadow on" but isn't there a natural setting?
  6. Hanging pantyhose in the bathroom.
    Who wears pantyhose and why can't you put them in the washer?
  7. Drink fancy wine with dinner.
  8. Host dinner parties.
    Notice you hardly ever see them cooking it.