5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

Fine, I'll take your prompt, app.
  1. 1.
    From my room.
  2. 2.
    From college.
  3. 3.
    It me as a baby.
  4. 4.
    From one of my various "stolen from Tumblr" folders.
  5. 5.
    Kelley, circa 2005, on iChat.