As this mysterious stranger approaches me this shit show happens
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    Ok don't be weird ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜ถ
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    Unless it's like quirky cute type weird like @mindy ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพ
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    Open with something witty ๐Ÿ‘“but NOT pretentious...like...greetings charmed to meet you...๐Ÿ‘‹
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    "Greeting"are you a fuckin alien?๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ––
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    Please don't start a convo that way ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿค
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    Ok he's walking over๐Ÿšถ.. Back ๐Ÿ™†straight turn on the R.B.F ๐Ÿ˜’...it's go time
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    Stranger: excuse me do you work here??
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    Me: Greetingsโ€ผ๏ธ(shit)....I'm cool๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ž...I promise...I like your ear holes๐Ÿ‘‚wanna be friends?(Omg why am I yelling๐Ÿ—ฃ)
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    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜•
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    Me: (awkwardly dances off)๐Ÿ‘ฏ