1. I had a life.
  2. I had friends.
  3. I had an apartment called HQ.
  4. I had a record player.
  5. I wrote books.
  6. I acted in sketches.
  7. I drank root beer liqueur with Netflix.
  8. I went to the dry cleaners.
  9. I got tattoos.
  10. I read novels by the pool.
  11. There are so many other ways I could have moved to California, are you fucking kidding me.