3 REASONS I WISH I SPOKE SPANISH

  1. 1.
    To get to know my cleaning lady better
    I always feel weird just waving and saying HOLA from the living room as my boyf laughs and talks to her about what I can only imagine to be tropical drinks and wild horses.
  2. 2.
    To tell jokes to my boyfriends mom
    When native speaking Puerto Ricans laugh and then say "it's funnier in Spanish" I feel all my years of comedy training are useless amigo.
  3. 3.
    To make sure the barber by my house understand how I want my fade
    Sometimes I feel like the just keep saying YES and never really know what I want when they cut my hair.