SOME THINGS I DO I'M NOT VERY PROUD OF BUT IDGAF

Nobody's perfect but these make me the worst.
  1. Watching The View fairly often
    I admit it's good I admit I watch it I'm not proud to admit either
  2. Eat a sleeve of Oreos the day I buy them see also: Girl Scout Cookies
    You don't mother fucking know me
  3. Stick gum is weird places.
    I have tried to fold it in something and put it in my pocket and do the right thing but that's bullshit. I'm not alone.
  4. Drive to the front of the line to get on the 101
    Look. Life is a hustle or you're a hippie stoner. Somedays I'm one guy other days I am the other guy. Cut me off I respect your hustle.
  5. Take more than one free sample
    I'm hungry and again life is a hustle! A girl's gotta eat.
  6. Making this LIST when I'm on a severe writing deadline.
    FML.