SOME THINGS I DO I'M NOT VERY PROUD OF BUT IDGAF
Nobody's perfect but these make me the worst.
- •Watching The View fairly oftenI admit it's good I admit I watch it I'm not proud to admit either
- •Eat a sleeve of Oreos the day I buy them see also: Girl Scout CookiesYou don't mother fucking know me
- •Stick gum is weird places.I have tried to fold it in something and put it in my pocket and do the right thing but that's bullshit. I'm not alone.
- •Drive to the front of the line to get on the 101Look. Life is a hustle or you're a hippie stoner. Somedays I'm one guy other days I am the other guy. Cut me off I respect your hustle.
- •Take more than one free sampleI'm hungry and again life is a hustle! A girl's gotta eat.
- •Making this LIST when I'm on a severe writing deadline.FML.