This is no joke. You may have seen me make fun of my mom on YouTube in Shit Italian Moms Say. She's Brooklyn Italian and these names are almost impossible for her. These are just the best ones. The list is endless including the occasional Lizzy Lohan.
  1. Jerry Stienfeld
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    For like 3 years I thought this was his name and he was "playing" Seinfeld.
  2. Ashton Kutchner
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    I have a friend with the last name Kutchner. She never had a chance with this one.
  3. Keith O' Sullivan
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    Who? For like 3 hours.
  4. Macaulay CoolCan
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    This one is close but the Cool and the Can are really pronounced.
  5. Brian Seacrest
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    She also calls him Brian Kitch-a-man which is like 100 times more funny when you know my 2nd grade best friend Bryan Kitchman. (No "a" )
  6. Acorn
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    I die.
  7. Bill Crosby
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    Also see: Bing Cosby or Bring Crosby.
  8. Rodney DangerFeel
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    Most people don't notice this one.
  9. Susan Sarandamme
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    Same.
  10. Christine Alley
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    That's not right?
  11. Ophrah Winfreid
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    See comments: The Turner family knows what's up with this one.
  12. Barry Sanders
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