THINGS I DIDN'T REALIZE I LIKED ABOUT PRAGUE

I just got back from Prague
  1. I miss smoky bars. Zlateho Tygra was an experience.
  2. It's not all a tourist hellhole if you avoid the hotspots (duh)
  3. Beer is like $2 a pint. 💖
  4. Czech food is basically borrowed from Middle Earth
  5. Mozart debuted Don Giovanni there. The last standing theater where he performed is in Prague
  6. Uber is stupid cheap there. But your driver might be a pizza delivery guy.
  7. People still remember communism.
  8. I didn't get gout, despite the beer and meat consumption.
  9. Men and women are above average looking.