Things I Swear By

  1. I WILL NOT FALL VICTIM TO A FUCK BOY I SWEAR TO GOD
  2. I WILL HAVE GOOD EYE BROWS I SWEAR TO GOD
  3. I WILL HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO STOP FOR COFFEE BEFORE CLASS I SWEAR TO GOD
  4. IF HE/SHE/THEY SAYS ONE MORE THING I SWEAR TO GOD
  5. IF THAT ASSHOLE THINKS THEY'RE GETTING OVER GOING THAT SPEED I SWEAR TO GOD
  6. IF THEY RAN OUT OF MY FAVORITE WRAP I SWEAR TO GOD
  7. IF CORINNE GETS THAT ROSE I SWEAR TO GOD