Colloquial Phrases I've Butchered or Mashed-up Accidentally

(And what I thought was coming out)
  1. Shit or get off the bus
  2. Well you sure are down in the south (mouth)
  3. Bite my ass and call me Sally (an apple)
  4. Slap my ass and call me an apple (Sally)
  5. Oh, for peeps sake!
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  6. Don't throw a monkey in my wrench.
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