this is a term i coined a few years ago and wrote a longform article about. attractions that you are perhaps uncomfortable admitting. here are mine, WHAT ARE YOURS??? out with it!
  1. Kid Rock
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    cowboy babaaaay phase obvs. i just really liked a fur coat with no shirt kind of look
  2. Andrew Zimmern
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    i think its the calm confidence he exudes while he describes eating things like a horned beatle or fermented eyeballs
  3. ROB ZOMBIE
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    did u see him on top chef? i know; he looks like he lives in a van near dolores park and YET...i got heart eye emojis
  4. Barney Rubble
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    big and hot and dumb?