this is a term i coined a few years ago and wrote a longform article about. attractions that you are perhaps uncomfortable admitting. here are mine, WHAT ARE YOURS??? out with it!
  1. 1.
    Kid Rock
    cowboy babaaaay phase obvs. i just really liked a fur coat with no shirt kind of look
  2. 2.
    Andrew Zimmern
    i think its the calm confidence he exudes while he describes eating things like a horned beatle or fermented eyeballs
  3. 3.
    did u see him on top chef? i know; he looks like he lives in a van near dolores park and YET...i got heart eye emojis
  4. 4.
    Barney Rubble
    big and hot and dumb?