TERRIBLE TELEVISION THAT GIVES ME LIFE

Just a sampling of the worst things I love. I swear I will EVENTUALLY watch all 5 of the Better Call Saul's gathering virtual dvr dust. until then....
  1. ELLEN'S DESIGN CHALLENGE
    super low budge furniture design competish show on HGTV. i think they film it with an iphone. Ellen is on it for like 2 mins in maybe 2 eps. They have to do things like make a couch in 1 day. My favorite contender is 25 and lives in Brooklyn and the only tools she brought to the competition were a box of crayons (for sketches) (obvs)
  2. SHAHS OF SUNSET
    I straight up live for this shit. Rich persians livin dat LA life. Well, Asa lives in Venice but still. also they eat the best food (tadig whaaa) and i love when they argue in Farsi. bonus: Asa's boyfriend is one of Jermaine Jackson's sons (not Jermajesty, I wish) and she calls him Daddy.
  3. HOUSE HUNTERS TINY HOUSES
    i watch every minute of the HH Franchise but Tiny Houses is really the worst of the worst which of course means the best. Some hippie in LA ended up with a yurt with no kitchen or bathroom bc the corners would mess with the acoustics for her sounding bowls 👌👌👌👌
  4. THE LEGEND OF MICK DODGE
    this crazy old coot lives in the woods in Washington state. He does stuff like trade wine he made with his feet for a pair of buckskin pants. its probs fake as shit but its great
  5. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE
    Housewives is the one Bravo thing i DONT watch but these Aussie got me like whoa. My favorite, a barrister, looks like a drag version of Stockard Channing and she always calls gossip "Chinese Whispers". [ "That's a Chinese Whisper, I never said you were a slut"] my other fave is married to the bassist of Silverchair (remember?) and she's a psychic who has a line of disgusting bottled cocktails called La Mascara.