THINGS I REMEMBER FROM SPECIFICALLY FROM SOCIAL STUDIES CLASS AND HOPE TO USE IN CASUAL CONVERSATION

  1. THE TEAPOT DOME SCANDAL
    this has to do with rich old white guys and oil and money and shit but it's one of my favorite references of all time. also apparently I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE is a line taken V E R B A T I M from the court proceedings surrounding it ?!!!
  2. ELI WHITNEY
    invented the cotton gin. it makes cotton i asssume
  3. TRIANGLE SHIRTWAIST FIRE
  4. JONAS SALK
    dat poilio vaccine son
  5. ARIZONA POLITELY DECLINED TO OBSERVE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS
    i added the 'politley'. but thats how i imagine it happening
  6. TAFT WAS OUR FATTEST PRESIDENT