THINGS I REMEMBER FROM SPECIFICALLY FROM SOCIAL STUDIES CLASS AND HOPE TO USE IN CASUAL CONVERSATION
- •THE TEAPOT DOME SCANDALthis has to do with rich old white guys and oil and money and shit but it's one of my favorite references of all time. also apparently I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE is a line taken V E R B A T I M from the court proceedings surrounding it ?!!!
- •ELI WHITNEYinvented the cotton gin. it makes cotton i asssume
- •TRIANGLE SHIRTWAIST FIRE
- •JONAS SALKdat poilio vaccine son
- •ARIZONA POLITELY DECLINED TO OBSERVE DAYLIGHT SAVINGSi added the 'politley'. but thats how i imagine it happening
- •TAFT WAS OUR FATTEST PRESIDENT