WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE: HOUSE HUNTERS EDITION

i could watch this shit all day. i'm never not amused slash horrified
  1. MOST PEOPLE CONSIDER STAIRS TO BE A DEALBREAKER
    stairs. STAIRS? what the fuck is wrong with people. stairs are a LUXURY. life on different levels is THE DREAM. who are these lazy weirdos that want glorified apartments
  2. SOMETHING CALLED A "HONEY-DO LIST" EXISTS
    this isnt about fruit. its a (virtual? real?) LIST of things that your HONEY needs to DO. i cant.
  3. A PAINT COLOR CAN RUIN LIVES
    paint is easy as shit. hire a taskrabbit
  4. TOILETS FREAK PEOPLE OUT
    maybe this is what makes me a pleb but i've always rented aprtments so a toilet that has been used before is like, not a shocker?
  5. THE "BUT WHERE WILL YOUR CLOTHES GO?" JOKE WILL NEVER DIE
    like Cribs' and "Here's where the magic happens", the wives of HH love to make this kneeslapper whenever a master closet is shown
  6. AT THE END OF THE EPISODE EVERYONE DRINKS WHITE WINE AND MAKES STIR FRY IN THEIR GRANITE COUNTERTOP KITCHENS WITH STAINLESS STEEL APPLIANCES
    😒