WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE: HOUSE HUNTERS EDITION
i could watch this shit all day. i'm never not amused slash horrified
- •MOST PEOPLE CONSIDER STAIRS TO BE A DEALBREAKERstairs. STAIRS? what the fuck is wrong with people. stairs are a LUXURY. life on different levels is THE DREAM. who are these lazy weirdos that want glorified apartments
- •SOMETHING CALLED A "HONEY-DO LIST" EXISTSthis isnt about fruit. its a (virtual? real?) LIST of things that your HONEY needs to DO. i cant.
- •A PAINT COLOR CAN RUIN LIVESpaint is easy as shit. hire a taskrabbit
- •TOILETS FREAK PEOPLE OUTmaybe this is what makes me a pleb but i've always rented aprtments so a toilet that has been used before is like, not a shocker?
- •THE "BUT WHERE WILL YOUR CLOTHES GO?" JOKE WILL NEVER DIElike Cribs' and "Here's where the magic happens", the wives of HH love to make this kneeslapper whenever a master closet is shown
- •AT THE END OF THE EPISODE EVERYONE DRINKS WHITE WINE AND MAKES STIR FRY IN THEIR GRANITE COUNTERTOP KITCHENS WITH STAINLESS STEEL APPLIANCES😒