THINGS ABOUT THE INTERNET THAT WOULD HAVE MOST IMPRESSED TWELVE YEAR OLD ME
- •Not having to talk to a girl face-to-face until you knew she was into you.
- •Easy to send mean messages to rappers and athletes that you don't like.
- •No need to subscribe to Sports Illustrated to see baseball bloopers.
- •Infinity Pornography (let's be real).
- •Ninja stars shipped to your house.
- •Wikipedia just shortened amount of time needed for report on African nation of Togo.