Reasons I called in sick today

(ranked by importance)
  1. 1.
    Bed is too comfy
  2. 2.
    Dog is too snuggly
  3. 3.
    Brain is too mushy
  4. 4.
    It's hot outside, man.
  5. 5.
    Netflix
  6. 6.
    Kinda don't feel that great