Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. This screenshot of my own snap
    Because I still have no clue how Snapchat works and probably never will.
  2. Google Image results for "silk tree"
    Because my drunk best friend wanted to know what kind of tree was in her new backyard and I knew she wouldn't remember otherwise.
  3. Facebook picture of my sweet baby niece
    Because I wanted to send it to my spouse as proof that this baby looks like just a tiny (and adorable) adult.
  4. Adam Lambert's face x a million
    Because less is not more. More is more. Duh?
  5. This important meme
  6. This conversation with my spouse
    Because apparently this made sense at some point in semi-recent history (maybe refer to that last meme for explanation?).