THINGS I WISH I COULD DO

  1. Handstand
    I cannot be upside down without feeling like my face is going to explode.
  2. Draw
    I have always been extremely frustrated by the fact that I can't see something and draw it. I feel like it means I have a disconnect between my brain and my hand. Most people's reaction to this is "everyone can draw!" Or something about my drawing being abstract...we all know what that's code for...
  3. Sing/play and instrument
    My brother was on American Idol. I am nothing.
  4. Look pretty in jumping pictures
    To all the people who can jump and have a relaxed pretty face, major kudos.
  5. Dance well
    DUH
  6. Speak 5 languages.
    One of my best friends speaks FIVE languages and even after knowing her for 10+ years I cannot get over it.