Who Am I?

...how much time do you have? inspired by an ad I saw one time
  1. a homo sapien
  2. a procrastinator
  3. a crybaby
  4. an overthinker
  5. a scaredy cat
  6. an empathetic human bean
  7. a feminist
  8. a high school student highkey stressed out about her future
  9. a night owl
  10. a lazy oaf who hates physical activity
  11. a slut for fall out boy