5 FOODS THAT TASTE BETTER THAN THEY SOUND

  1. Lasagna
    Sounds like a combination of extreme nausea and lethargy.
  2. Borscht
    If you've ever used a plunger on a toilet you'll know what I mean.
  3. Eggs
    Say it out loud a few times. Why would you want to put something like that in your mouth? Because it tastes amazing that's why.
  4. Arugula
    Gross.
  5. Chowder
    New England Clam. Corn. Shrimp. Doesn't matter. These glorious gruels all sound like something you find in the back seat of a taxi.