SOCCER PARENTS

Or why it's difficult to watch games from the bleachers
  1. "Take it all the way!"
  2. "Don't kick it there, kick it there!"
  3. "KICK IT!!!"
  4. "They need to score some goals."
  5. "Foul!" (at everything, literally)
  6. "How's that offsides?!?"
    Mainly because they still don't understand the offsides rule