🐝 BUMBLE OPENERS

Inspired by @amber. I think I'm just someone who likes to push buttons and guys are not having it. Which obviously makes me giggle and push harder.
  1. I think he was intimidated by my emoji skillz.
  2. I asked him if I could get a more substantial prize for my tennis skillz (he initially offered up trust).
    It did not proceed.
  3. Just doesn't like ladiez owning exotic animals I guess? 🤔
  4. He said he tows the line between wanting to be a millionaire or a basket weaver in the Amazon.
  5. I think it's a fair question considering the next picture in question.
  6. I mean, really.
  7. I was genuinely curious. And only slightly judgmental.
  8. But I guess I never had him at all.
  9. I don't think he appreciated my style characterization.
  10. He said he was good at tweeting about tennis so I tried to get him to put his money where his mouth was.
    Spoiler: he didn't.
  11. He said he just wanted someone who hated the same things he does. Fair question!
  12. It was going okay.
  13. But then it all fell apart.
  14. Whoa. Both intrigued and confused.
  15. Though neither of them found me funny.
  16. He said he was a sensitive millionaire.
  17. Kthnx! ✌🏼️