🐝 BUMBLE OPENERS
Inspired by @amber. I think I'm just someone who likes to push buttons and guys are not having it. Which obviously makes me giggle and push harder.
- •I think he was intimidated by my emoji skillz.
- •I asked him if I could get a more substantial prize for my tennis skillz (he initially offered up trust).It did not proceed.
- •Just doesn't like ladiez owning exotic animals I guess? 🤔
- •He said he tows the line between wanting to be a millionaire or a basket weaver in the Amazon.
- •I think it's a fair question considering the next picture in question.
- •I mean, really.
- •I was genuinely curious. And only slightly judgmental.
- •But I guess I never had him at all.
- •I don't think he appreciated my style characterization.
- •He said he was good at tweeting about tennis so I tried to get him to put his money where his mouth was.Spoiler: he didn't.
- •He said he just wanted someone who hated the same things he does. Fair question!
- •It was going okay.
- •But then it all fell apart.
- •Whoa. Both intrigued and confused.
- •Though neither of them found me funny.
- •He said he was a sensitive millionaire.
- •Kthnx! ✌🏼️