G LIST CELEBS I'VE SEEN ON LA TINDER
No one is safe. LA tinder sucks but at least it's hilarious.
- •Papa ScottTree Hill forever.
- •This guy who went on one date with my friend in NYC who she always referred to as 'Adam from seventh heaven'.
- •That asshole boyfriend soccer player from the Shakespeare remake classic 'She's The Man'.
- •This guy who I guess was on Chelsea lately and is friends with my friend.
- •Ron Funches. Sorry cut off his head so you could see that yes, his profile is 'verified'.I swiped right obviously. He was not having it.
- •The best part about last seasons Shameless.He wanted none of this.
- •YES THATS RIGHT ITS DANE COOK'S VERIFIED PROFILE.Oh his profile says he's 12 years younger than he is? No big deal, it's not like the Internet is searchable or anything. Also fuck you cuddling a tiny puppy.
- •The brother from High School Musical.In an open relationship apparently.
- •Okay this one was bumble. But Officer Diaz from the ill-fated rookie blue.He's a Canadian Latino aka my dream man but apparently didn't like my hilarious message. Whatever, bye. Taking solace in the fact that we matched at all.
- •That really hot guy from Sense8I never had a chance.
- •This guy who I matched with and was apparently on a kids show?I don't know. I mostly swiped right because he's friends with my friend... and Logan Lerman whatever don't judge me. (Fun fact: he changed his pic approx 9 seconds after I screenshotted it).
- •This guy.
- •Matched with Zane like 90 times. John Mayers guitarist who literally never wants to talk to me.We even have friends in common. Whatever, bye.