Cc @DanaDigsYou as my chosen bumble guru
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    I almost went out with this guy from Bumble
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    He hooked me with a picture in a stormtrooper onesie, was funny, very pretty and lives close to me (I'm lazy, it helps)
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    Then the red flags started popping up like roses
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    I found out he was an actor 🚩
    Surprised I was attracted to him because I usually have good radar. That he has kind of given it up must have thrown me. Both energies never mesh well for me Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
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    2 actors make a wrong
    For me
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    Then he invited me to his house after 11pm
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    FUCKBOI ALARM 🚩🚩
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    And got mad at me when I called him out for that
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    Look guys, if I haven't met you before that's just a safety issue
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    And telling me that I can't judge my safety with you based on my past experience with men because you're different is JUST WRONG.
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    Also I don't have to do anything I don't want to do.
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    "Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them." Margaret Atwood
    He did not like that I brought this up
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    That quote nails most of my feelings about online dating a hunda percent of the time.
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    Then one night he just kind of exploded and told me I was condescending and elitist
    Scrolled through past convo just to double check. Nope, definitely was not. And if you thought that...why did you want to go out with me then?
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    And got mad that I was hard to read.
    Oh my god I have feeling and thoughts ahhhhh 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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    Nope nope nope nope nope
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    Forgot that I had followed him in Instagram and he just posted this gem
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    His caption reads "Romance. Am I right ladies?"
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    Hi, no you're fucking not.
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    Holy shit it must be so hard to be a man and feel so marginalized, I can't even imagine!
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    BYE BYE
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    EDIT: this is a comment by one of his friends
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    WHAT THE FUCK WHY