I TROLLED MY EX CRUSH ON TINDER FOR SONDRE LERCHE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LIST

Inspired by @sondrelerche and my troll-like nature. Honestly, I don't know how anyone puts up with me.
  1. Okay so singular 'ex' is beyoooond generous for the situation. As in inaccurate.
  2. In that there's a weird history but no actual relationship.
  3. What do I call that? A man-ghost I've had a useless crush on for 5 years? Garbage person? A guy who shouldn't be in my life but I still talk to every once and a while because I'm an idiot?
    He's not even hot enough to deserve this. Okay no, he's pretty cute. But that's not the point.
  4. The gist is that we met 5 years ago in New York when I was in college and he in grad school.
  5. I was cast in his film. I had a baby crush on him but nothing worth talking about. He had a girlfriend and I adored her. Seriously, she was the greatest. He even told me years later that she convinced him to cast me.
  6. We've been in touch every couple of years since. Flirting, drinks, months of texting.
  7. A week ago I found out from Tinder that he had moved to LA and swiped me right. LOLOLOLOLOL.
  8. Chit chat. Then suddenly it appeared he was ignoring me. NOPE not today.
  9. 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
  10. Troll take 2.
  11. She had begun to wonder about him. Small exchanges every few years. Perhaps it was a strategy or maybe, more simply, a tried and true methodology to stave off that existential boredom for just a few extra moments. Whatever it was, it was all question marks with no real information, no action, just little electrical breadcrumbs to keep the flow
  12. heading downriver, with neither of them knowing where it all headed. Was she doomed to dwell in this digital purgatory, she mused to herself? Was everything before this moment purely a fictional exercise? But all of this was covering up what was really on her mind. The real question that plagued her and weighed her down on this idyllic and sunny
  13. Saturday afternoon surfaced like a Magic 8 ball prophecy: How many pancakes should I eat today? And how many would be too many?
  14. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
  15. 💀⚰☠