JOBS I'D LIKE TO DO OTHER THAN THE ONE I'M ALREADY DOING
Inspired by everyone else
- •The Pussy Posse's MascotHey Leo, Tobey, Lukas, E, I'm totes avails.
- •Sofia Vergera's body doubleI got this 👌🏼
- •Kelly RipaNot her job, just like, being her.
- •Floss Gloss's nail polish namerMrs. Tony Montana, Party Bruise, Perf, yeahhh I got this.
- •A celebrity's pet dog
- •A TV lawyerAll the power, none of the school. Or like actual power but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- •This emoji 🕴
- •The person who tracks where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.
- •Profesh abbrev artist
- •A writer on WorkaholicsI'm sure it's gross a lot of the time but they probably have great weed
- •Writer on The Mindy ProjectI bet they have really good food. Also if you haven't figured it out I'm really funny so.
- •GarfieldThe cat, not the former president.
- •This hamster in a teacup
- •A job at a company that has a long description so no one realllllly know what it is, including myself so I just kind of organize papers to look busy and people just leave me alone because I make up really complicated answers when They ask me what I do and the paycheck keeps rolling in.This would be ideal.