Inspired by everyone else
  1. The Pussy Posse's Mascot
    Hey Leo, Tobey, Lukas, E, I'm totes avails.
  2. Sofia Vergera's body double
    I got this 👌🏼
  3. Kelly Ripa
    Not her job, just like, being her.
  4. Floss Gloss's nail polish namer
    Mrs. Tony Montana, Party Bruise, Perf, yeahhh I got this.
  5. A celebrity's pet dog
  6. A TV lawyer
    All the power, none of the school. Or like actual power but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  7. This emoji 🕴
  8. The person who tracks where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.
  9. Profesh abbrev artist
  10. A writer on Workaholics
    I'm sure it's gross a lot of the time but they probably have great weed
  11. Writer on The Mindy Project
    I bet they have really good food. Also if you haven't figured it out I'm really funny so.
  12. Garfield
    The cat, not the former president.
  13. This hamster in a teacup
    Static
  14. A job at a company that has a long description so no one realllllly know what it is, including myself so I just kind of organize papers to look busy and people just leave me alone because I make up really complicated answers when They ask me what I do and the paycheck keeps rolling in.
    This would be ideal.