JOBS I'D LIKE TO DO OTHER THAN THE ONE I'M ALREADY DOING

Inspired by everyone else
  1. The Pussy Posse's Mascot
    Hey Leo, Tobey, Lukas, E, I'm totes avails.
  2. Sofia Vergera's body double
    I got this 👌🏼
  3. Kelly Ripa
    Not her job, just like, being her.
  4. Floss Gloss's nail polish namer
    Mrs. Tony Montana, Party Bruise, Perf, yeahhh I got this.
  5. A celebrity's pet dog
  6. A TV lawyer
    All the power, none of the school. Or like actual power but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  7. This emoji 🕴
  8. The person who tracks where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.
  9. Profesh abbrev artist
  10. A writer on Workaholics
    I'm sure it's gross a lot of the time but they probably have great weed
  11. Writer on The Mindy Project
    I bet they have really good food. Also if you haven't figured it out I'm really funny so.
  12. Garfield
    The cat, not the former president.
  13. This hamster in a teacup
  14. A job at a company that has a long description so no one realllllly know what it is, including myself so I just kind of organize papers to look busy and people just leave me alone because I make up really complicated answers when They ask me what I do and the paycheck keeps rolling in.
    This would be ideal.