1. I was not allowed to see it alone before I came home for Christmas
  2. My dad made it seem like he had bought tickets for us
  3. He did not.
  4. A lot of showings are still sold out
  5. I am the only one who really cares about seeing it.
  6. They are taking their sweet time about it.
  7. While I am slowly dying inside.
  8. Avoiding spoilers like the plague
  9. Seriously considering sneaking out of the house in my Darth Vader pajamas and seeing it alone.
  10. I am a grown adult. How did I let this happen.