MY FAVORITE SLEEPING POSITIONS
- •StarfishFacedown, spread eagle. Girl you enjoy that space. Hot tip: make sure your hip flexors are feelin' limber or you're in for a world of hurt later.
- •Crime sceneThe kind that looks like you fell while running. Leg up at a weird angle. 2nd one maybe creeping up, arms akimbo.
- •SkeletonTucked, face down, compact like a lil rocket. Headin' head first into some sweet, sweet dreams.
- •FetalClassic comfort.
- •Snow angelFace up and swimming like an angel in a sea of cozy blankies.
- •EarthquakeWhen the contents of my bed resemble being hit by a natural disaster and my head is wedged within all my pillows.
- •CocoonWrapped in blanket like a lil burrito with pillows carefully lining my body position so I don't have to worry about even rolling over.
- •SlothHangin' from the tree branch outside my window. Sweet dreamzzzz.