1. I feel like I'm in that episode of friends
  2. The one with all the Rugby
  3. When Monica finds that light switch
  4. And can't figure out what it controls
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  5. Because there is a switch in my new apartment
  6. Right next to the door when you walk in
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  7. Which, one would think
  8. Would control an overhead light
  9. . . .
  10. There is no overhead light
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  11. I turn it on and off
  12. And listen
  13. And nothing happens
  14. None of the lights in my outlets turn off
  15. None
  16. And I am about to go
  17. Insane
  18. 👹👹👹👹