Favorite 30 Rock Jokes

  1. "A drinking contest? What am I, twelve and at my boyfriend's frat party?" - Jenna, 2x14
  2. "What? This? No, no. I was at a costume party earlier this evening, and the hostess' dog attacked me so... I had to stab it." - Dr. Spaceman, 1x21
  3. "Never go with a hippie to a second location." - Jack, 2x04
  4. "Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon. Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?" - Tracy, 2x06
  5. "I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways." - Kenneth, 2x02
  6. "The ocean is awesome and for winners. You're for tools!" - Jack, 5x16