1. If Sansa Stark is pregnant with Ramsay Bolton's child
    I swear to God, I will set their entire writers' room on fire and then myself.
  2. If Donald Trump becomes president
    Honestly, I'm willing to go Jaime Lannister and become his secret service only to kill him before he ruins everything.
  3. #Blessed
    Fuck you.
  4. When men tell women they should smile
    I once chased a man down at a subway station because he told me this when we were leaving to tell him to keep his fucking comments to himself.
  5. People that talk to me about how they wake up early to exercise
    Alright, we get it.
  6. When previous generations completely shit on millennials
    Listen Helen, you were the ones that ruined the economy — not us!