Things I want to buy my boyfriend for his birthday....but can't afford

  1. A snow monkey
    He massively loves these but I just don't know where we'd put it. Snow is scarce in London so it'd be really unhappy.
  2. An intravenous drip of Robinson's Pink Grapefruit squash
  3. Ginger Pig butchery course and lifetime worth of vouchers
  4. Radiohead tickets.
    No further description required.
  5. A Japanese onsen for the home
  6. Japanese toilet for the home
  7. ATP Iceland tickets
  8. Francis Mallman Seven Fires BBQ side seats