Things I want to buy my boyfriend for his birthday....but can't afford
- •A snow monkeyHe massively loves these but I just don't know where we'd put it. Snow is scarce in London so it'd be really unhappy.
- •An intravenous drip of Robinson's Pink Grapefruit squash
- •Ginger Pig butchery course and lifetime worth of vouchers
- •Radiohead tickets.No further description required.
- •A Japanese onsen for the home
- •Japanese toilet for the home
- •ATP Iceland tickets
- •Francis Mallman Seven Fires BBQ side seats