A partial list of my cry stats..

Inspired by @jeremysomething
  1. Burning myself while eating a whole pan of uncut brownies straight from the oven with a fork...5%
  2. Listening to Bob Dylan in the shower 10%
  3. Realizing I still have an hour to drive 10%
  4. Missing my grandma 20%
  5. Pouring cereal and having no milk 20%
  6. Too late to have pizza delivered 30%
  7. Life 5%