Embarrassing Moments: A Memoir

I have millions more from the past 17 years but I can't remember any more at the moment. Add your own!
  1. Leaving the public bathroom and only noticing later that is zipper is down
  2. Tripping on a crack in the sidewalk in front of people
  3. Tripping over my own feet
  4. Eating and having food on my face or on my teeth and no one tells me !!! (I guess no one, not even my family notices details like that on me)