If You Look Up Weird in the Dictionary You'll Find My Name

Because...
  1. I'm almost 18 but I still don't know how to drive, have never had a guy friend, have never went on a date, have never had a boyfriend, have never kissed anyone, have never gone to a party, have never tried alcohol, basically have never done anything considered "normal" in today's society.
  2. I actually *like* raisins (it's all about getting used to them)