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Wherein I list topics getting a lot of media coverage that I just can't be bothered with, because life. 🙄
- •The BachelorWhen will it end? Why do people still watch?!
- •David BowieI hate cancer and am saddened by any untimely death. But beyond the Labyrinth and Flight of Conchords, he wasn't relevant in my life. He only impacted me indirectly and in ways I cant specify. I don't disregard his contributions, I'm just not moved by his death the way everyone else seems to be.
- •Why Leonardo DiCaprio acted weird when Gaga walked byWhy does anyone care?!
Because I'm so far behind...
- •Last Man on Earth
- •The Americans
- •His sweet, sweet stache.
- •Ron Swanson
- •A very impressive beard.
- •It looks pretty.
- •It gives me an excuse to stay home and inside.
- •Anything else is a lie.
Also, reasons I love him.
- •Farts that clear a room
- •Snoring so loud entire neighborhoods have sleepless nights
- •Peeing on furniture - particularly a line of dribbles across all cushions
Because it's illegal to stop at just one.
- •Colby Jack cubes