1. Know my actual musical tastes
    You will only be aware of my LOVE for BEYONCÉ, Taylor Swift, and mainstream rap
  2. Know any of my past Halloween costumes
  3. Meet my parents
    You can know about them, I don't want them to know about you
  4. Meet my Katie (@sharkate)
    You will know about her, she DOES know about you
  5. Know how much time I spend in bed
  6. Know my location in the world
    General or exact, I will never tell you
  7. Be able to differentiate between when I'm lying and telling the truth
  8. Have any idea that I might actually have friends my own age
  9. Understand who MAISIE ( @maisie ) is
    I will mention her often and occasionally but never give you any sort of context