HOW TO GET IN CONTACT WITH ME
The year is 2016 after all. Loosely inspired by @finesse
- •Make a pilgrimage to the northern region of Germany.By any means possible. Lives may be lost to scurvy. Lemons and limes will not help you.
- •Walk through the forest until you happen upon a bridge.A bridge across a river you fool, not just any bridge.
- •Cross the bridge promptly.It could fall at any moment.
- •On the other side of the bridge, rest.You'll need your energy for this next part.
- •Wail until you can't wail anymore. Scream from your bowels and summon a ferocity you have never known before. Yell dammit.It should hurt.
- •When you have exhausted all energy, lie with your head facing north.True north.
- •A wolf will find you and carry your body. Don't mind the lacerations.Pain is temporary and so are you.
- •When your body arrives in a clearing with your soul only barely attached, project your astral self into the wolf.You'll know how.
- •Devour your former body.Reflect existentially.
- •A third scream awaits, but it is not yours to bellow.Now is the time to realize the potential of your new body.
- •Perform your first kill.Look due east for your prey.
- •At the moment life slips from your victim, the triangle is complete.
- •I will await you in the center.