Ways I tried to impress @finny_in_space in high school

Not sure which of these landed, but something worked because she's dating me now.
  1. Telling her about new and concerning skin growths on my feet
    "I've got a mole on my foot, and it's new..." That's how I tried starting a conversation.
  2. Surviving pneumonia
    It was VERY impressive.
  3. My test scores in our history class
    The perfect ones. Literally perfect. Nobody else got perfect scores on those tests.
  4. Flexing my swole muscles from across the room in gym
    We had weightlifting. My biceps made her swoon, I just know it.
  5. Wrote a song titled "Babe You're* My Bae"
    The chord progression: B A B E B A E
  6. Lots of backflips