SOME PHRASES THAT SOUND FUNNY BUT ONLY IF I SAY THEM AND ONLY IF YOU KNOW ME AND MAYBE NOT EVEN THEN

  1. Smoke weed son
  2. Let's rock that body
  3. I'm just partying
  4. Smoke good weed son
  5. Is this your baby
  6. That restaurant serves an exquisite risotto
  7. Tittie inspector
  8. You want an actor from the studio system era with real range? Uh, try Fred MacMurray, asshole.
  9. Smoke good week everyday, son