1. Being a president of Russia who gets really into baseball and builds a replica of Fenway Park in St. Petersburg.
  2. Being a prince of England who gets really into Japan and then a war starts and I save a bunch of art
  3. Solving Einstein's shortcomings with his theory of general relativity, which I'm not even sure exist or if I'm saying any of this right
  4. Convincing the founding fathers of America at the second constitutional congress to ban slavery. I get John Adams on my side and we go off on the reps from South Carolina.
  5. Giving good story notes to George Lucas about Phantom Menace, which he takes, and the movie is great as a tesult