THINGS I'M PERHAPS UNFAIRLY SUSPICIOUS OF IN TWITTER BIOS
- •Staring with "proud husband" or "proud father"
- •Any religious affiliation
- •Saying pro- and then a nation, which let's face it is only ever America
- •Really, saying "pro-" anything
- •Or "anti-" anything
- •Anything with even a hint of anger
- •Anything that reveals anything at all
- •Every one except this dude's: "Actor. I can best contribute to the team with my niche of playing characters wrestling or struggling with a moral or ethical dilemma."