THINGS I'M PERHAPS UNFAIRLY SUSPICIOUS OF IN TWITTER BIOS

  1. Staring with "proud husband" or "proud father"
  2. Any religious affiliation
  3. Saying pro- and then a nation, which let's face it is only ever America
  4. Really, saying "pro-" anything
  5. Or "anti-" anything
  6. Anything with even a hint of anger
  7. Anything that reveals anything at all
  8. Every one except this dude's: "Actor. I can best contribute to the team with my niche of playing characters wrestling or struggling with a moral or ethical dilemma."