1. Move
    To a city where you just can't cause...I mean $14 dollars a pack? Jesus how does that fit into my budget?
  2. Laotian Water Torture
    Much like Chinese, not sure the difference but that's not a race thing I just haven't done the research. But there is a difference.
  3. Don't Stop Worrying About That Patch of Weird Texture in Your Mouth
    You should be paranoid, it's not normal.
  4. Pivot Your Oral Fixation
    That strong woman in Deadpool kept a match in her mouth. Something to think about.
  5. Association
    Everytime you step out for a cigarette, force yourself to play Monster Mash. But not the Beach Boys cover, that one's pretty good.