WHICH TAGLINE IS MORE APPEALING TO YOU AS AN AMERICAN CONSUMER?
most importantly, look at that face
- •BECAUSE YOUR DICK CAN'T SUCK ITSELFCrisp, to the point, subtlety is dead for a reason. Provides you the answer to the question you probably never thought to ask
- •I MADE A BLOWJOB MACHINE Plug it in and it does all the work for you!Sure, a little braggy but that's not the face of a modest man. Also, a great way to slip in the fact that it's easy to use and needs its own grounded outlet.