WHICH TAGLINE IS MORE APPEALING TO YOU AS AN AMERICAN CONSUMER?

most importantly, look at that face
  1. BECAUSE YOUR DICK CAN'T SUCK ITSELF
    Crisp, to the point, subtlety is dead for a reason. Provides you the answer to the question you probably never thought to ask
  2. I MADE A BLOWJOB MACHINE Plug it in and it does all the work for you!
    Sure, a little braggy but that's not the face of a modest man. Also, a great way to slip in the fact that it's easy to use and needs its own grounded outlet.