1. Decide who to rip off
  2. Wait around for a couple months
  3. Get nice and alone
  4. Watch a YouTube video with the sound off while holding your guitar
  5. Take a nap
  6. Imagine what a crowd of 10,000 British 19 yr olds in 1994 wouldn't mind hearing
  7. Play 3 chords for 3 hours
  8. Pray
  9. Go to bed
  10. Tomorrow, make a voice memo
  11. Tell your bandmates to turn it into a song
  12. Take all the credit...