ANOTHER ROUND OF THINGS MY SON SAID
Recently, my 4yo is either incredulous or self-assured.
- •I'm gonna call you babyApparently mom doesn't work for him anymore.
- •You see the face on my butt, baby?He has underwear that have characters across the ass.
- •I can't believe this is happening to meHe asked for juice, and I said yes.
- •I got this under controlParticularly things he is incapable of.
- •This is impossible!Particularly things he is capable of.
- •This hammer is doing nothing for mePlastic does not have the required heft for his projects.
- •What's up, G?Anyone besides me can be G; I can only be baby.
- •Are you serious!?!
- •That's the most fantastic thing you ever said