He's home sick from school.
  1. Morning you cutie wootie
  2. I need medicine. I don't think it works. But it tastes good.
  3. I think you need to brush your hair cause it looks messed up
    He said this right after I came from the bathroom. Where I had just brushed it.
  4. I talk a lot. But you talk more.
  5. My cereal is too cold. I need toast, but not too hot, cause I'm little.
  6. This show is just for me, cause I'm big.
  7. Momma, I didn't drink all my tea, it just disappeared with magic!