REASONS I SHOULDN'T STORE HOLIDAY SHOPPING IN MY TRUNK
- •I forget what I've bought already
- •Hipsters wouldn't store things in their trunkAnd you want to be hip. Or a hipster. Whichever makes you hipper, of the two.
- •I have an entire finished basement...with nothing in it
- •I will inevitably need to buy groceries, or any other thing, and I'll need to put them in the trunk