REASONS I SHOULDN'T STORE HOLIDAY SHOPPING IN MY TRUNK

  1. I forget what I've bought already
  2. Hipsters wouldn't store things in their trunk
    And you want to be hip. Or a hipster. Whichever makes you hipper, of the two.
  3. I have an entire finished basement...with nothing in it
  4. I will inevitably need to buy groceries, or any other thing, and I'll need to put them in the trunk