1. Lose focus on my work
  2. Publish lists if I feel courageous enough to handle some rejection, or manic enough not to care
  3. Forget what my work was
  4. Curate a list of things people may find funny/humorless/witty/stupid/useful/useless
  5. Save possible lists as drafts
  6. Look at my phone
  7. Read something useless, although possibly entertaining
  8. Get distracted while I am eating
  9. Google images, take screenshots, and crop them all in the name of lists
    Suggested by @kate81
  10. Late for work
    Because I stayed up late listing and then my half-awake self turned off the alarm and then I woke up at the time I should have been walking in to my classroom. It's fine.
    Suggested by @adrilars
  11. Procrastinate so long on laundry that I am perhaps out of clean pants.
    Suggested by @DG
  12. Watch master of none
    Suggested by @estherlimtf
  13. Update my iPhone
    Suggested by @estherlimtf