THINGS MY SON DOES WITH HIS TOOTHBRUSH

  1. Chews on it
  2. Cleans the carpet
  3. Drops it in the toilet
  4. Cleans his shoes
  5. Scrubs his nails
  6. Puts toothpaste on it
  7. Brushes his action figures' teeth
  8. Grudgingly allows me to brush his teeth